Christian, Dion and Josh answer the questions you’ve always thought about but never asked. How long should you keep a birthday card for? How much underwear should you pack for a holiday? Should cups be stored upside down or right way up? How many chips should you take from a packet offered to you? 

By dissecting everyday life through a mix of observational debate, improvised sketches and stories from their past, the Welcome to Patchwork hosts reveal painfully funny chapters in their lives, often descending into hilarious disagreements.

They’re more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.